Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll