Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll