Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark