Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll