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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9