Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9