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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark