Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!