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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!