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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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Because he kneaded them.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!