Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.