Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating