Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!