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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Where can you find tetraplegics?

Where you left them.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating