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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.