Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.