Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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He's never gonna give you Up.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.