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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

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What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.