What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.