What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!