What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.