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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.