What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.