Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America