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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.