What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.