What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Me...........Owwwwww!!

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."