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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.