What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.