Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why the chicken cross the road.... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the New York times

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.