Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u