Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).