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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude