Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude