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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!