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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

King Jokes More King Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where are the king's armies?

Up his sleevies.

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Cud Jokes More Cud Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call explosive cow vomit?

A cud missle!

Dis Jokes More Dis Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!