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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Conspiracy Jokes More Conspiracy Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy