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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Conspiracy Jokes More Conspiracy Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy