What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)