What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner