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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)