What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.