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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.