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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!