What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.