What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

How to scare parents?

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?