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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.