What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.