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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad