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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad