What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away