What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.