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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What did one frog say to the other?

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.