What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.