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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.