What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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They get toad!