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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.