What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.