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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away