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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What do you call an awesome internet site for frogs?

Rebbit.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away