When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.