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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.