Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.