Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants