Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally