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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally