Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.