Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.