Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally