What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.