What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.