What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald