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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.