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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike