Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.