Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!