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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train