Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.