Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.