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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

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What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!