What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.