What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*