What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Anytime he wants to go.

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A doctor.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Send him to polytechnic!

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!