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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

I=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.