March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.