What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.