Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.