Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.