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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.