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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang