Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.