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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!