Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic