Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!