Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.