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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.