Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.