Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic