What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.