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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.