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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!