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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!