What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.