What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.