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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee