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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM