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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola