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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive