What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM