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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"