Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...