Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.