Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.