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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.