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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.