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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.