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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.