Surrender Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.