Surrender Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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A firequaker!

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why do women try to talk football?

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.