Surrender Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

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Seven was her "plus 1"

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