Surrender Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What does surrender mean?

I said, "I give up."

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

20 Minute Jokes More 20 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

France Jokes More France Jokes

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)