Toulouse
Francium.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Bonjour
I said; "I give up"
We Surrender!
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
Because they always surrender!
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Formed a coustic d'tat
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
A community centre
A raft
To find better jobs
He's taking over the Poles.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
My shower gets turned on by me.
At the filling station
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Barium.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
