Dad jokes
A Yutopia
Plaqueface
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Formed a coustic d'tat
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
It was low hanging fruit.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
A plateau
Summitery.
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
Because it's a noble gas.
Insolvent
Because he wasn't polar
A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.
M'Laysia
They didn't...!
Do you believe in people
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
He's taking over the Poles.
