Form Jokes

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue