Dad jokes
A Yutopia
Plaqueface
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Formed a coustic d'tat
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
To find better jobs
100% chance of snow
Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee
A herrocopter
Shoe laces.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because he cleaned out the vault.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
There are no videos of Mike Tyson.
James
Listening.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
