Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.