Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.