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God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.