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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend