How do you use calculus in real life?

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.