How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it