How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus