How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it