How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.