Real Life Jokes

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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