Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.