Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.