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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.