Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in