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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!