What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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They barium.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.