What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.