What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

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What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.