Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?