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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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So they can Pikachu

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My eyes! My eyes!

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I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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To make our bones stronger

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Want to go out with me and Di tonight?