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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis