Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares.

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis