Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

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The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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You'll strain your eyes.

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River Derci. Sorry.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Want to go out with me and Di tonight?