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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.