What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!