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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!