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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.