April Sale - 20% Off

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Previous Random Joke Next
Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!