What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.