What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

Thepiratebay

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!