What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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A metal band

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I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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Shine a torch in her ear!

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An Armadealer

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Thepiratebay

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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When your a mouse!

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.