Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

Thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Infest Jokes More Infest Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...