Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

Thepiratebay

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Gopher Jokes More Gopher Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...