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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.