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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.