What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Outfit Jokes More Outfit Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!