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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.