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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!