What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!