What do you say to a guy who is covered...

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Rodent Jokes More Rodent Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

What do rodents with an inclination towards mathematics use for their auctioning needs?

Thepiratebay

Outfit Jokes More Outfit Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...