Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.