Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.