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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...