Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...