The giraffe put him up to it.
So they can reach their head!
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Bubble and squeak!
Cat Farts...
So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*
I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...