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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.