Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...