The giraffe put him up to it.
A giraffic jam!
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Heavy petting.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
A whispering eye patch.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
