April Sale - 20% Off

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Previous Random Joke Next
Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)