Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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A chicken

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Queen Kong.

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Ivy.

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He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!