Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)