Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.