Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!