Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!