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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.