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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.