A mountain gloat.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
A cow with a cold.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because its horn doesn't work.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
