What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.