What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.