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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.