What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.