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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.