What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!