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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.