Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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The lines.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

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What kind of bear is best?

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