Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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