Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.