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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.