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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.