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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout