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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.