Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Ice caps!

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Flip-Flips.

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Cry me a peninsula.

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I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Because Chernobyl fallout

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Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout