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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.