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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay