What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.