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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.