What do electricians get for Christmas?

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

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