What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.